1875 I St NW, in the basement
Bowers says: "Why do people keep putting words in my mouth?"
Q: I am not a real news nerd, can I come?
A: Yes. Absolutely yes. Also, there is no such thing as a real news nerd.
Q: How do I find out about future news nerd lunches?
A: This web site. And the Slack.
Q: Who is in charge?
A: We thought you were?
Q: What is the airspeed velocity ...
A: You know what, we're done here.